This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Randomize
