Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
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