is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
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