Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
the raccoons are back...
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