Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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