so explain again why im purple
no
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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