Its about making memories worth repressing
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
Randomize
