Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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