careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Vodka?
Forever.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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