thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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