Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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