were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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