I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Randomize
