Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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