you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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