it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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