I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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