when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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