id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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