he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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