They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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