The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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