Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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