Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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