Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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