I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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