Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
send nudes
from the living room?
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