Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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