He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
tell your sister to shave her snatch
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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