im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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