Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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