All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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