Kiss
Puke
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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