waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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