So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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