well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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