i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Small penises have feelings too.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Randomize
