That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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