Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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