ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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