I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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