you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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