if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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