What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
You work out of a Hotel?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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