Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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