Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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