what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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