Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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