If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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