But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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