WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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