sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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