all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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