You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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